Does Twitter need a new slogan?

Posted on September 17, 2008 4:14 PM by Joel Comm

I was on Twitter the other day, noticing that I had passed 3300 followers (thanks everyone!), and also noticed that Twitter has no slogan.

Well, there's "What are you doing right now?"

But that's so 2007.

So I asked my followers for some ideas for new Twitter slogans.

Here is sampling of the responses I received...

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What are your Twitter slogan ideas?

13 Comments

Twittering away your noon time, supper time, chore time too...

Twitter is what you want it to be.

"Life is short. Tweet."
"Faster, easier, twitter"

"Good friends need Twitter - global relationships"

"Save the whales, twitt slowly" :-P

Ok Joel, here goes...

"Twitter.com, not to be confused with Twiter.com"
(landing on Twitter typos suck.)

"Twitter. Powered by Twits like you."
(could possibly be offensive.)

"Twitter, it's the new Internets!"
(nah, kids these days wouldn't get it.)

"Twitter. Hooooooray beer!"
(wait, that's taken by a jamaican beer company. scratch that one.)

"There once was a Twit from Nantucket..."
(never mind.)

"I'm John McCain and I approve this Tweet."
(maybe too political, and we all know there's no place on twitter for politics.)

"Dude, your mom is such a MILT."
(mind fell in the gutter for a second. sorry bout that one.)

"Twitter. I'm pretty sure Al Gore invented this Internet too!"
(let's give credit where credits due, eh?)

"Twitter. We have no idea how to monetize this, but we're great programmers!"
(what's up with these guys not banking yet?)

"No shirt, no shoes, nofollow"
(yeah, that's a coo one.)

"I've Tweeted so much me assistants got blistas on his fingas!"
(doesn't sound right in south mississippi where i'm at. probably works best in the UK.)

"Twitter - Tweet responsibly."
(seriously. that's a good one.)

"Tweet others like you want to be tweeted."
(done. gotta go search the uspto now."

Lavelle C

"Twitter. Now with free nights and weekends."
(soon as i clicked the post button i thought of it.)

"Twitter. Help take a bite out of time."
(thought of that one while i was typing the other.)

"Twitter. Because 141 is waaaay too many."
(same as above.)

Twitter - Taking over your life, one tweet at a time.

Twitter - Because people want to know what you're doing. No matter how insignificant.

Twitter - Procrastinating just became a lot easier.

Twitter - Please leave your message after the tweet!

After the famous T-shirt "I'm blogging this", : "I'm Twitting this".

There Was Information. Today is The Era of Relation. : T.W.I.T.T.E.R.

Birds can speak and listen alltogether. They Tweet.

"Follow me everywhere that I may go". I believe it was part of a song back in the fifties to sixties, and when we combine the intelligence with technology v the robots.txt, it does just that, "Follow"

Hey, this one is really nice !

=> Faster, easier, Twitter !

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