Odd thoughts that have intersected my mind...
If you owned your own soccer replica jersey you could "bend it like beckham. This would be a good thing. If you liked soccer. I don't.
Which is worse? Bunions or plantar warts?
Shopping online has brought new meaning to buying stuff over the counter. Lets face it. Who wants to go to a clerk and ask for dandruff shampoo or feminine hygeine products?
I always tell Mary that I can fix anything. I just pick up my universal tool, my cell phone, and call a professional. So when I needed a storage shed in my yard, I had someone put it up for me. But there are those who prefer to use their own shed plans and build their own garden shed. Whatever.












