An intoxicated couple en route from the U.K. to Jamaica caused quite a stir in their attempts to join the "mile-high" club.
The British Airways staff became suspicious when the couple's moans of pleasure were all-too-obvious.
Crew members asked the two rabbits to stop and were shocked when the passengers became angry and abusive. The inebriated couple just wanted to get on with their "business" and began shouting obscenities at crew members. The plane was diverted to Bermuda and the two were arrested. They might face charges of $59,000, the cost of diverting the plane.
And I'm thinking... I can barely pee in one of those airplane bathrooms. How does anyone make whoopee in there? I think I could wait for the hotel room.
Bah. I'm sure it's George W. Bush's fault.
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