This guy needs a lobotomy

Posted on January 7, 2004 2:24 PM by Joel Comm

Pinch me. I must be dreaming.

As if suing McDonalds for hot coffee isn't bad enough, check out this story...

Cable TV made a West Bend man addicted to TV, caused his wife to be overweight and his kids to be lazy, he says.

And he�s threatening to sue the cable company.

Timothy Dumouchel of West Bend wants $5,000 or three computers, and a lifetime supply of free Internet service from Charter Communications to settle what he says will be a small claims suit.

Dumouchel blames Charter for his TV addiction, his wife�s 50-pound weight gain and his children�s being �lazy channel surfers,� according to a Fond du Lac police report.

I would be ashamed to have my name published publicly if I was actually trying to pull off this stunt. How can you look in the mirror knowing that you have been such an irresponsible husband and father, and are now attempting to blame the cable company? I hope his friends and neighbors tell him what a clown he is being.

Hey, Mr. Dumouchel. Here's an idea. If it is so bad, cut the cable at the source or get rid of your TV!

Read the whole ridiculous story here

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