The Fox Blocker

People are truly amazing. Sam Kimery of Seattle has created a little device that screws into the back of your TV set. It’s purpose? To block Fox News from appearing. Seriously.

He’s a disgruntled Republican and felt the need to make a statement. Of course, he doesn’t even use it on his TV. The funniest part is that 100 idiots have actually purchased one of these devices. Psst. I have FREE advice for you people. Listen carefully…

There’s this little thing that comes with your television. It’s called a “remote control”. Yup, you just take your cute little fingers and push the buttons to select the channels you want to watch. Uh-huh. Who’s such a smart little viewer? You are!

If that’s too difficult for you to handle, surely you must know that most remote controls are programmable. In fact, I have SEVERAL channels that do not appear when I surf with the remote. I simply told them to go buh-bye, and they have. I NEVER see the likes of MTV or Telemundo.

For the record, I have a permanent CNN/ABC/CBS/NBC/MSNBC blocker in my house. It’s called my brain.

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